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Not satisfied with opening a cheese bar and the world's first cheese conveyor belt, Mathew Carver is taking his theme one step further; The Cheese Barge - hand-crafted in Somerset - hosts a two-storey, 40-cover restaurant. Executive chef Ross Keeling and head chef Reagan Ellenbroek have created a menu of “honest British dishes using small producer cheese”. The opening has been twice delayed due to lockdowns.
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Summary
“A cheese-inspired fever dream (but definitely not a nightmare) for cheese lovers” – Matthew Carver’s engagingly bonkers double-decker floating restaurant, moored in Paddington Basin, is dedicated to snacks and full meals that celebrate the glories of British cheese. He also has more conventional venues on dry land called Pick & Cheese in Soho and Berlin, and Rind in North Yorkshire.
Summary
“Only for cheese lovers… and that’s me!” – the clue is in the name at Mathew Carver’s “fun and different” venue – a 96ft custom-built, double-decker barge permanently moored in Paddington Basin, which showcases “a great selection of British cheeses with interesting pairings”. “Out-of-town visitors love it”. Top Menu Tip – “The curried cheese curds are amazing”.
Summary
Mathew Carver’s floating ode to the cheeses of Britain and Ireland is a 96 ft double-decker barge moored in Paddington Basin that delights turophiles with cheese-based meals accompanied by a “nice selection of wines at a reasonable price”, with simpler cheese boards and toasties available in the afternoon. The group also operates a cheese conveyor belt in Seven Dials and a new cheese and natural wine bar, Funk, in Shoreditch.
Summary
“Bonkers idea”, but “great fun” – Matthew Carver’s custom-designed, double-decker barge moored in Paddington Basin serves a “good cheese-based menu” that celebrates cheeses made in Britain and Ireland. “It makes for a jolly experience on a sunny day, but” – although true turophiles might disagree – can seem something of “a one trick pony”. Stablemates include the world’s first cheese conveyor belt, in Seven Dials.
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Sheldon Square, London, W2 6HY
Restaurant details
Prices
| Wine per bottle | £32.00 |
| Filter Coffee | £3.50 |
| Bread | £6.50 |
| Service | 10.00% |
Sheldon Square, London, W2 6HY
Opening hours
| Monday | 12 pm‑3:45 pm, 5:30 pm‑9 pm |
| Tuesday | 12 pm‑3:45 pm, 5:30 pm‑9 pm |
| Wednesday | 12 pm‑3:45 pm, 5:30 pm‑9 pm |
| Thursday | 12 pm‑3:45 pm, 5:30 pm‑9 pm |
| Friday | 12 pm‑3:45 pm, 5:30 pm‑9 pm |
| Saturday | 12 pm‑3:45 pm, 5:30 pm‑9 pm |
| Sunday | 12 pm‑3:45pm, 5:30 pm‑7:15pm |
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