Simon Parker Bowles’s “old-fashioned” St James’s bastion has traded less on its “clubby” credentials of late, and more on the attractions of some “first-class” fish and seafood; its offshoot – in an “impressive” banking hall by Bank – offers “one of the most civilised settings for a City lunch”.
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“Monumentally disappointing.” That’s a phrase people usually use figuratively. You can, however, apply it literally to this new City operation. However good the building was as a bank, it jus...
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Press Reviews (4)
AA Gill (28th September 2009)
0/5 stars
On a Monday evening in the City – hardly, one might observe, the fairest of test meals – the critic discovers “the most depressing restaurant in London”. Above the “hangar-like bar, bereft of human beings”, is the mezzanine restaurant, which feels to him “like an Aberdeen Angus Steakhouse in Leipzig.” Oysters – the speciality – disappoint, and the rest of the food is “tortured”, with one dish actually being sent back.
Marina O'Loughlin (24th September 2009)
2/5 stars
The new outpost of the St James’s clubby restaurant, housed in a former Lloyds banking hall, is, for the critic, an “intimidatingly vast” space where “[a]cres of marble echo spookily”. The mezzanine restaurant is “altogether more manageable” than the ground floor bar but “[s]till stuffy”, and the atmosphere is not improved by the punters, who are “few, sober and middle-aged.” The food is “pretty conservative stuff”, and she seems irritated by the “foofy” presentation, as well as the servers’ attempts at upselling.
(24th September 2009)
2/5 stars
The “very grand art-deco style” of Simon Parker Bowles’s City venture impresses the critic. (Well, he’s quite entitled to his opinion, but this isn’t in our view really an Art Deco building; it would better be described as ’30s-bombastic with the odd Deco flourish.) The restaurant, itself, however, he finds “a bit fuddy-duddy and lacking any thrills”, and the menu offers “nothing to challenge the palate of a jaded business diner”, and all at prices that “hail from a time when the markets were more bull than bear.”
Rowan Moore (18th September 2009)
4/5 stars
One of those reviews which – no disrespect to Mr Moore, whose architecture reviews we always read with enjoyment – we wish had been written by one of the Standard’s two standard restaurant reviewers. This is the second time that Mr Moore has written a ‘stand-in’ piece that we can’t help feeling is wildy over-positive. We just cannot see this new artisto fish and seafood parlour as four-star material. (Last time we had a similar difference of view with Mr Moore – Bombay Brasserie – our survey ultimately tended to agree with our own more negative view; that’s not to say, of course, that it will necessarily be the same this time round.)